Holy Smokes Mike G., thanks for the reminder ............. I almost forgot, eh!
Ann was so busy today with all the kookin', kleenin', takin' care of the kids, mowin' the grass, trimmin' the hedge, rotatin' the tires on the truck, feedin' the hog, and edgin' the driveway, that it completely slipped her mind too. (Maybe old age is settin' in.)
When she's done doin' the dishes and foldin' the laundry, I think I'll surprise her ........... she'll think she's on the RV Bluegrass Cruise ............. I'll roll down the top sheet on the bed, put a chocolate on her pillow, and serenade her to sleep by playin' "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" on the old 5-string.
Any guesses how old she is?
Older than dirt.
That's right, shes:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANN (Agent 99)
The Best Older Wife In Town, well ... the country ... ok, the whole wide world.