Courtney, after that, do you wonder why men tune women out? It's cute when they're two but not when they're adults. Can you imagine having to hear that when you leave the toilet seat up in it's natural position? Aargh!
I all ready have Harry trained. He runs the sweeper, washes the dishes, does the laundry, and cooks me dinner every night while everyday I go off to work a long and tiring day! I haven't seen him in the high heels so far but then again they are too small!
the bra and panties are on order.
You would think that with all I do for Nancy she'd treat me to trip to Sally Mountain, lol
I don't want to rain on your parade, but I really think that you should reconsider your position on the position of the toilet seat. I only have two basic plays and one of them requires that the seat be up. You can't expect everyone to have perfect aim on every single shot, especially at night. Anyone can improve their skills with practice, but human beings are inherently flawed. I just watched the Orlando Magic blow a basketball game because they only made 22 of 37 free throws. These guys get paid millions of dollars to play basketball and they're supposed to be one of the best shooting teams in the league. Or to put things in terms which should be near and dear to your heart, even the great Wayne Gretzky sometimes shot the puck wide of the net. Remember, we're not talking about a colinear stream and you're completely overlooking the splatter effect. Believe me, we're all going to be a lot happier if the toilet seat remains dry. I've been thru this issue several times in the past and it still doesn't make any sense to me. Ordinarily, I can see the other person's side of any argument, even when I know that they're wrong (for examples, see any of Dear Herby's political commentaries). However, on this particular topic, I just don't see any validity to the opposing perspective. It doesn't make a bit of difference whether the toilet seat is left up or down. The only thing that matters is where it is before you move into position to conduct your business. Is it really that difficult to check the location of the seat before you sit down? Sorry about being so narrow minded on this topic. I hope that I haven't dampened your spirits. GLK
Welcome to the mens world GLK. That's telling her. Put her in her place. (the kitchen preferably)
Now if we could just get you on the "RIGHT" track politically.
To all the ladies out there....put on your decoding glasses for this: