****FLASH NEWS BULLETIN****
***FROM THE NEWS ROOM OF THE ASSOCIATED MESS (AM) ***
Wednesday April 1, 2009
7:24 PM EST
Herby has announced his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States for the Election Year 2012. When asked to comment, he had this to say:
“My objective is to give back to the citizens; give back to the working class; make this an even better and stronger nation! Please visit the message board and you can read about my plans and how I plan on going about getting the country structured. The subject line of the board’s message is, Let me stimulate the economy.....”
When asked about foreign policy he replied, “I cannot elaborate on this at this time, however, stay tuned”
Apparently, the news reporter from The Associated Mess (AM) kept harping on the issue and continued to follow Herby with his microphone. Soon after, the reporter was asked to leave by Mary C., who from what our sources tell us, is in charge of the Congress.
Please stay tuned as further reports come into our news room.
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